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  1. Disk No: 3033                                                           
  2. Disk Title: DOS-Joke                                                    
  3. PC-SIG Version: S1                                                      
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  5. Program Title: DOS-Joke                                                 
  6. Author Version: 1.7                                                     
  7. Author Registration: $14.90                                             
  8. Special Requirements: Graphics monitor (EGA/VGA recommended). Hard drive
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  10. It sure looks like a usual computer with the DOS "C:" prompt on the     
  11. screen, but it sounds as if it has flatulence! This is no normal        
  12. computer; it's a computer with DOS-JOKE installed. Once you run         
  13. DOS-JOKE, it displays the standard DOS prompt, but it's ready for fun.  
  14. As with other DOS prompt practical joke programs, it displays           
  15. smart-aleck remarks when the user types something in. DOS-JOKE is unique
  16. because it uses your built-in speaker to also "speak" the jokes. It     
  17. includes remarks, music, noises (a phone ringing), and noises of a      
  18. deeply personal nature-but those are probably the things that practical 
  19. jokers enjoy the most. You can even set it to go off at regular         
  20. intervals during your absence. It's a wacky program, but be warned that 
  21. some people may be offended by some of its actions. You have to decide  
  22. if that's good or bad.                                                  
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